The Rules for Life Omnibus

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The Rules for Life Omnibus is Kitty Flanagan's way of making the world a more pleasant place to live. Providing you with the antidote to every annoying little thing, these rules are not made to be broken.This special omnibus combines comedian Kitty Flanagan's award-winning 488 Rules for Life with her rather prosaically titled sequel, More Rules for Life . Inside this blockbuster edition you'll find rules for every aspect of daily life, such Pregnant women aren't magic lamps; don't rub them.One to two squirts of perfume or aftershave is ample.Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana.Once a month, hold your yoga tights up to the light and check the thread count.And always, always, remove the lettuce before toasting a sandwich.Witty, helpful and endlessly entertaining, this omnibus is the quintessential reference book with the power to change society...or, at least, make it a little less irritating.'Rule no. 1 - Buy this book, laugh out loud, become a better person.'Jason Alexander ( Seinfeld )