Alice Bradley Knihy

BABIES. Maybe you're thinking of having one. There might even be one inside you right now, draining nutrients from your system via a tube growing from its midsection. Or maybe you've already got one around the house, somewhere, and you're responsible for its continued survival. You're saddled with a helpless being whom you've agreed to house and feed and love with all your heart for the rest of your life, more or less. Either way, you're confused, you're frightened, and 911 won't take your calls anymore. But don't despair! Let's Panic About Babies! is here to hold your hand and answer some important, age-old baby-related questions, including: - How can I be sure I'm pregnant? (Torso swells gradually until baby falls into underpants.) - Did I just pee myself? (Yes.) - What happens if I have sex during my pregnancy? (Your baby will be born with a full, lush beard.) - How can I tell if I've chosen the wrong pediatrician? (He/she can't pronounce "stethoscope.") - How do I make sure my baby loves me back? (Voodoo.) From the moment they're created until the day they steal our cars, our babies demand center stage in our lives. So join Alice and Eden as they tell you (and your lucky partner!) exactly what to think and feel and do, from morning sickness to baby's first steps. They know everything!

This book is a reproduction of a historical work, produced by Megali, a publishing house dedicated to making literature accessible for individuals with impaired vision through large print editions. The focus on readability ensures that important historical texts can be enjoyed by a wider audience, emphasizing inclusivity in literature.

The book features a durable sewing binding for enhanced longevity and is printed in high-quality black and white on paper that meets current standards. It has been professionally processed to maintain its original content while ensuring a polished presentation.

Babys! Manche Menschen wollen eins. Manche haben schon eins. Und einige von uns waren sogar mal eins. Aber was sind «Babys» genau? Sind sie wirklich «kleine Menschen»? Und wie sind sie in die großen Menschen hineingekommen? Und wenn sie dann draußen sind – was macht man dann mit ihnen? In diesem aberwitzigen Kompendium für alle Jungeltern und solche, die es werden, gibt es ungewöhnliche und urkomische Antworten auf alle Fragen zu Schwangerschaft, Geburt und erstem Lebensjahr. Die Botschaft dahinter: Lasst euch von all den sogenannten Experten nicht verrückt machen! Stilltipps, Frühförderung, Chinesisch im Mutterleib – alles schön und gut. Aber vor allem braucht man eins für ein Leben mit Kind: Humor.