James Breakwell je profesionální komediální spisovatel a amatérský otec čtyř dívek. Je známý především svým rodinným humorným účtem na Twitteru @XplodingUnicorn, který má přes milion sledujících. Jeho tvorba se vyznačuje vtipným pohledem na rodičovství a každodenní život. Breakwell se stal jedním z nejpopulárnějších otcovských „značek“ na sociálních sítích. Jeho texty se zaměřují na humor a nadhled nad náročnými situacemi.
Twenty-two have become twelve. And Delta is having a bad day. Eleven dumb kids are all looking up to her as their leader on this barren island that is now their home… and she doesn't know whether she intends to rule as a democracy or a dictatorship.
Popular comedy writer James Breakwell brings us the story of a determined boy with big dreams who remains undeterred by all the naysayers!
Overachieving parents want you to believe the harder you work, the better your children your will turn out. That lie ends now. The truth is most kids end up remarkably unremarkable no matter what you do, so you might as well achieve mediocrity by the easiest possible route. In Bare Minimum Parenting, amateur parenting sort-of expert James Breakwell will teach you to stop worrying and embrace your child's destiny as devastatingly average. To get there, you'll have to overcome your kid, other parents, unnecessary sporting activity, broccoli, and yourself. Everyone will try to make your life more difficult than necessary. Honestly, by reading this far, you're already trying too hard. But don't stop now. You're exactly the kind of person who needs this book.
There are 22 candidates. There are 12 seats. But the fate of humanity rests on creating a new civilization on the planet below, and there are twelve seats on the lander and killer robots all around. Will manipulation or loyalty save the day?