Chtějí všechno, co máte, a chtějí to hned. Je jim fuk, že vám zničily břišní svaly a sexuální život, a rozhodně je jim naprosto ukradené, že jste na dnešek spala jen čtyři hodiny. Děti a jejich protoverze, kojence a batolata, nezajímá hypotéka, důchodové spoření či to, že kvůli nim máte o patnáct centimetrů delší prsa. Chtějí, abyste dala v práci výpověď a věnovala se pouze jim. Tak začíná kniha čtyř vyčuraných a úspěšných amerických maminek, které vám s nadhledem a humorem poradí, jak vyzrát na úklady mateřství a užít si toto náročné životní období v co největší pohodě.
Laurie Kilmartin Knihy
Laurie Kilmartin je americká komička a spisovatelka, která se proslavila jako finalistka soutěže Last Comic Standing v sedmé sezóně. V současné době působí jako scenáristka pro show Conana O'Briena s názvem Conan. Její humor často čerpá ze životních zkušeností a společenských postřehů, což jí umožňuje navázat spojení s publikem na hlubší úrovni. Její schopnost vtipně komentovat každodenní situace z ní činí jedinečný hlas v komediálním světě.
<i>Sh*tty Mom</i> is the ultimate parenting guide, written by four moms who have seen it all. As hilarious as it is universal, each chapter presents a common parenting scenario with advice on how to get through it in the easiest and most efficient way possible. With chapters such as “How to Sleep Until 9 A.M. Every Weekend” and “When Seeing an Infant Triggers a Mental Illness That Makes You Want to Have Another Baby,” as well as a Sh*tty Mom quiz, this is a must-have, laugh-out-loud funny book for the sh*tty parent in all of us. Praise for <i>Sh*tty Mom</i>: “A totally hilarious and uncensored look at some of the impossible situations we mothers find ourselves in.” —TheBump.com “Smartly, brashly, nearly criminally funny. It also—no small thing—carries a powerful message to all parents, but especially moms, that distilled to its essence is this: chill.” —Time.com “As the attachment parenting craze has hit a zenith in American culture, four very funny moms—comedy writers, TV producers, and a novelist—blast open a long-locked safe filled with frustrations faced by all modern mothers, with sympathetic and sharp humor. . . . The authors’ unfiltered candor is a welcome reminder for readers that they're not alone. . . .” —<i>Publishers Weekly</i> starred review “Both funny and practical.” —Brooklyn Based.net "Hilariously entertaining. A must-read survivor's guide for every mother!" --Christy Turlington Burns, founder of Every Mother Counts “Finally, <i>Sh*tty Mom</i> does for motherhood what Chelsea Handler does for female scatology. It’s a long overdue little burst of honesty from the supposed minority of mothers who are, in fact, not that maternal. . . . After a generation of supermoms one-upping each other in dead earnest on playgrounds and schoolyards, the emerging mass appeal of <i>Sh*tty Mom</i> is a welcome relief.” —<i>The New York Observer</i> "Witty, wise, and wicked! With tongue planted firmly in cheek, these savvy moms dispense some much needed comic relief about raising kids in our crazy culture."? --Dr. Harvey Karp, bestselling author of <i>The Happiest Baby on the Block</i><i> </i> “The most inappropriate parenting book I've ever read. Loved it. The perfect book for any mother who wants to laugh instead of cry at those cringe-worthy moments and the universal indignities we experience on a daily basis.” --Jessica Seinfeld, bestselling cookbook author and founder of Baby Buggy<i> </i> <i> </i> “An antidote to the hostage situation that is modern parenting…subversive, delicious, and spit-out-your-latte funny.” --Pamela Druckerman, bestselling author of <i>Bringing Up Bebe</i>