Jordan Sonnenblick Knihy

Vím, co si teď myslíte. Bubny, holky a nebezpečný koláč? Co by to tak mohlo znamenat? Jestliže jste někdy měli přezdívku, která by způsobovala, že byste raději chodili kanálem, nebo pokud jste někdy museli navštěvovat školního poradce, pak vám mohu slíbit, že této knize budete rozumět ? i postavám, které v ní vystupují. Především je to René Albertová, nejhezčí holka v osmičce, která nemá ani tušení, že jsem naživu. Pak Aneta, která si toho, že existuji, všimla, a nechce mi dát pokoj. Je to ten typ holky, která přesně ví, jak člověka vyplísnit za to, si neudělal domácí úkol. Když budeme mluvit o rodičích, taky jedny takové mám. Moje máma se jednou objevila na školním plese v pyžamu, to vám může poskytnout rámcovou představu. Navíc je tu i táta, prehistorický účetní. A konečně také můj bratr Jeffrey: je roztomilý, což mi všichni připomínají každý den od chvíle, kdy se narodil. Je mu pět a snaží se mi zničit život. A taky se mu to téměř podařilo.

An unbelievably hilarious middle-grade true story from bestselling author Jordan Sonnenblick.

Although Jeff and Tad, encouraged by a new friend, Lindsey, make a deal to help one another overcome aftereffects of their cancer treatments in preparation for eighth-grade graduation, Jeff still craves advice from his older brother Stephen, who is studying drums in Africa.

Crazy Blue Chimp + Wimpy Nerd + Unlimited French Fries = The Hilarious First Adventure of Dodger and Willie

Upon moving to a new town yet again, thirteen-year-old San Lee looks for a way to stand out and finds it in his knowledge of Zen Buddhism, but he will have some work to do if he is to be a convincing Zen master.

Sixth grade is the worst... and also the best, as Jordan rides the ups and downs of middle-school life in hilarious fashion. Funny, outrageous things didn't stop for Jordan Sonnenblick after he left fourth grade. No, in many ways the events detailed to hilarious effect in The Boy Who Failed Show and Tell were but a prelude to sixth grade, a time when Jordan would have to deal with... -- A rival named Jiminy (his real name is Jimmy -- but, hey, he looks like a cricket) -- A stickler English teacher who doesn't care that all the old, worn copies of Great Expectations smell like puke -- An Evel Knievel obsession -- A first crush on a girl from band -- An assistant principal who brands Jordan a repeat offender... on his first day (If you want to know why, you have to read the book. A tooth is involved.) -- A continued reckoning with both anxiety and asthma -- And more!

Jesse Dienstag's favorite sweatshirt says, "The real world isn't real." That's the slogan of the vacation-home community in Pennsylvania where his family has always spent every vacation and weekend for as long as he can remember. In the summer of 2019, as Jesse is about to enter his junior year of high school in New York City, he desperately wants to believe the slogan is true. For one thing, the two girls he loves -- equally and desperately -- are in Pennsylvania, and all the stresses and pressures of his daily life and school are in New York. But when his parents stop talking to each other, it gets harder and harder for Jesse to maintain his dream life in Pennsylvania. And when Covid shuts New York City down in March 2020 just days after Jesse's mother leaves his father, Jesse's worlds collide.