Welcome to the hotel where nobody can check out.When a desk clerk welcomes a group of tourists into his mysterious and crumbling hotel, the last thing he ever expected was that one girl on the tour might hold the power to unravel the hidden mystery that lies in its walls.The Grand Hotel is a horror novel by esteemed author Scott Kenemore ( Zen of Zombie, Zombie, Ohio) that takes the reader on a thrilling ride that interconnects a series of stories narrated by the desk clerk of the Grand Hotel. While it is not known whether or not the desk clerk is actually the devil reincarnated, it is strange that many of the people who come for a tour of the hotel never leave.As the narrator takes you deeper and deeper into the heart of the hotel, he starts wondering if all the secrets that have been hiding for so long may soon start to show themselves. While he is quite ready for this experience, the real question is if the rest of the world is.Kenemore’s incredible style and originality carry The Grand Hotel to places most people only see in their nightmares. And while we don’t know what secrets lie in the Grand Hotel, all we know is that the person who holds the secret puts fear into the narrator himself—a thought which will terrify everyone.
Scott Kenemore Knihy
In this hilarious parody of self-help manuals, the world of the undead offers surprising life lessons. If you struggle to rise each morning, feeling like a zombie yourself, you’re not alone! These staggering, drowsy figures can teach us a lot about enjoying life. Within these pages, discover their secrets to happiness and learn how to embrace your own pace, become your own boss, and tackle those irritating individuals in your path. Zombies provide straightforward advice on love, playing to your strengths, and more. The table of contents invites you to explore how to love your undead self and thrive in the real world. While stereotypes abound, this book encourages readers to consider the positive aspects of zombie life. It reveals how much humans can learn from these relentless beings. Have you ever felt that others are smarter or quicker than you? Zombies experience this daily. Have you struggled to find the right words, only to end up with guttural sounds? Zombies persist despite these challenges. Whether you drool at inappropriate moments, stagger while walking, or stare unblinkingly at passersby, this guide shows that even in our most awkward moments, there’s wisdom to be found in the undead.