The Harvard Lampoon Knihy

Presents a humorous spoof on the novel "The Hunger Games," which follows the efforts of a young girl who is roped into a survival contest in order to save her community in a dystopian, post-apocalyptic world.

About three things I was absolutely certain.First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe.Second, there was a vampire part of him--which I assumed was wildly out of his control--that wanted me dead.And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight. Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.

Henry N. Beard a Douglas C. Kenney, dva dlouholetí přispěvatelé satirického časopisu Harvard Lampoon, který se mimo jiné proslavil parodiemi slavných literárních děl, si vzali na mušku Pána prstenů. Chcete-li se dozvědět, jak se pod vedením jarmarečního čaroděje Šmajdalfa vypořádají hrdinové naší stručné epopeje, především pak mladý hobit... totiž chobot Fritol Šourek, syn pana Bimba Šourka ze Dna Šourku, s nástrahami, jež jim klade děsivý Saudruh sídlící v ještě děsivější zemi Naador, máte šanci! Pozor na padělky, především na americké výpravné filmy s novozélandskou přírodou!... celý text