Ahh, glorious school days...It's no wonder they went so quickly with all the exams, the classroom fun, the sticky situations to get out of, the work to avoid and the teachers to annoy. Enjoy this new collection of hilarious exam answers, along with schoolyard jokes, amusing doodles, silly excuses, spelling slip-ups and loads more!
'There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.' Proverb When the little angels are driving you crazy and you're one minivan away from being a personal taxi service, these wonderful quips and quotes will help to remind you that being a mum is the best job in the world.
Emphasizing the joys and challenges of grandparenthood, this humorous book offers a collection of witty quips and quotes that celebrate the unique bond between grandfathers and their grandchildren. It captures the delightful chaos that comes with family life, providing a lighthearted reminder of the rewarding experiences that make being a grandad such a cherished role.
And The Pilgrim Of Carmel, An Eastern Tale, In One Canto (1815)
216 stránek
8 hodin čtení
Set in ancient Ireland, the first story follows Morni, a young bard whose journey to fame is marred by pride and arrogance, steeped in rich Irish mythology. The second tale transports readers to the Middle East, where a pilgrim seeks enlightenment at Mount Carmel, delving into themes of self-discovery and faith. This collection offers a fascinating blend of cultural narratives, showcasing both Irish folklore and Eastern spiritualism, making it a compelling read for enthusiasts of diverse literary traditions.
With quips, quotes and insults from classic favourites William Shakespeare and
Jane Austen to modern humorists Stephen Fry and Billy Connolly, this
delightful book will ensure you're never at a loss for the perfect witticism.
'I keep fit. Every morning I do 100 laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch' - Peter Cook. 'The older one grows, the more one likes indecency' - Virginia Woolf. You've made it. Old age. You want to make the most of your golden years and are finding yourself stereotyped and sidelined. But you're not the doddering geriatric people think you are. Get inspired by this collection of senior sagacity and elderly erudition and show those young whippersnappers that old is the new young.
'... you won't know whether to laugh or cry' DAILY MAIL Getting up at the crack of dawn, wearing school uniform, squabbles in the schoolyard, endless homework... those were the best days of your life! It's time to relive them with this new collection of side-splitting jokes and ridiculous exam answers, showcasing the very best (and worst) in school humour.
'Wonderfully evocative ... Not for a heartbeat is there a false or faltering note as various life stories unfurl and conflate, invariably amid hardship and leading to heartbreak' The Times The close-knit villages of the Dearne Valley in Yorkshire were home to four generations of the Hollingworth family. Spanning Richard Benson's great-grandmother Winnie's ninety-two years in the valley, and drawing on years of historical research, interviews and anecdotes, The Valley lets us into generations of carousing and banter as the family's attempts to build a better and fairer world for themselves meet sometimes with triumph, sometimes with bitter defeat. Against a backdrop of underground explosions, strikes and pit closures, these are unflinching, deeply personal stories of battles between the sexes in a man's world sustained by strong women; of growing up, and the power of love and imagination to transform lives.
Win, lose or draw, players and fans always have something to say about it.
Packed with the best quips and quotes from the sporting world, this huge
collection will keep you smiling in the stands even when you're smarting from
the scoreline.
Sport is the stuff of high drama, big personalities and some very memorable
quips. Many players and coaches have captured exactly what it means to win,
how it feels to lose and why we keep watching. This collection of funny and
thoughtful words from across the sporting spectrum is at the top of its game,
and the perfect gift for every fan.