Jody never asked to become a vampire. But when she wakes up under an alley Dumpster with a badly burned arm, an aching back, superhuman strength, and a distinctly Nosferatuan thirst, she realizes the decision has been made for her. Making the transition from the nine-to-five grind to an eternity of nocturnal prowlings is going to take some doing, however, and that's where C. Thomas Flood fits in. A would-be Kerouac from Incontinence, Indiana, Tommy (to his friends) is biding his time night-clerking and frozen-turkey bowling in a San Francisco Safeway. But all that changes when a beautiful undead redhead walks through the door...and proceeds to rock Tommy's life—and afterlife—in ways he never thought possible.
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Tato série se ponoří do temných, pulzujících hlubin světa nemrtvých. Sleduje nečekané proměny a odhaluje, jak se obyčejní lidé, stejně jako zranění hrdinové, vyrovnávají s nově nalezeným, nadpřirozeným životem. Příběhy zkoumají, jak se s věčností vyrovnávají ti, kteří byli nuceni opustit svůj starý život, a jak se jejich osudy proplétají s těmi, kteří je do tohoto nového světa přivedli. Očekávejte směsici temného humoru, romantiky a nečekaných zvratů v nadpřirozeném světě.
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Being undead sucks. Literally. Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues. But word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue. And that really sucks.
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