Don't Wipe Your Bum with a Hedgehog

A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and double Blue Peter Best Book with Facts-winning Mitchell Symons.From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as:You can't trust a dog to watch your food.Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on.